Total Medals Earned: 361 (From 35 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,395 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Complete First 5 Levels
Complete 10 Levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 5/7 (45/95 points)
get at least 1400 love points
get at least 1400 social life points
get at least 1400 hobbies points
get at least 1400 career points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
get at least 14 combos
get a 23x multiplier for any aspect of life
Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/345 points)
Get 30 Ankhs
Teleport a scroll
Total Score of 50,000+
Enlighten 50 peasants
Throw 100 Scrolls
Complete all 30 levels
Total Score of 100,000+
Get all 90 Ankhs
Medals Earned: 8/10 (180/330 points)
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 6/7 (145/245 points)
Never Earned A Medal: Just to take up space
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do - Benjamin Franklin
Half the world is composed of idiots
Cup of Coffee
Medals Earned: 9/9 (300/300 points)
Well, at least he asked this time around.
Better luck next time...
Because pendants are for the next lesson.
Shiny.
Isn't it nice? No drama, just music.
Yummy.
Here, have this Baby Nora instead.
A rare first love success story.
Salty ice cream.
Medals Earned: 4/32 (20/405 points)
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Get all Gold Times
Medals Earned: 9/9 (400/400 points)
As close to a harem ending as this gets.
Must be a great voice.
Calm, serene love.
Love in a cafe.
Drunk on Love.
Love is blue?
You must love puns.
Cocktail made with love.
In Love. With Books.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (20/70 points)
Kill a zombie.
Finish the episode.
Fend off the Zombie and meet Naomi.
Wake Up
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/60 points)
Get away from the spreading fire.
Complete the episode.
